Wes,
yer crackin' me up! I'll bet somebody else here will have a better solution. Lawdy knows I'm no expert, but the first thing that occurred to me was how much similar to a via ferrata you have on your roof. Petzl makes a special rig thingy that you use to clamp onto a steel cable while climbing in places like Italy (other places in Europe have these as well, I think). The idea is that the 'rope' is a fixed line attached to the wall along the way. You latch onto the fixed line with a little short rope of your own. If you fall, the rope catches you when you hit the next place the line is attached. PROBLEM IS, if you try this with a very short rope, or worse, static line, you will snap your spine, therefore, you need to introduce something a little more dynamic into the system. Check this website:
http://www.petzl.com/FRENG/tech/canyonframe.html
They also have a section on work-related rigging (I think this Y-via ferrata thingy is listed there as well).
You will have to decide for yourself if this is a good idea (pro'ly not, but then neither is crawliing around on wobbly poplar poles). Good luck, boy. And send us a TR on your results!
Dave Knorr